Gutentaag....
I like think of my self as a connoisseur(yess... got the spelling right!!) of sorts...
-you know food(i've got pizza hut's menu card committed to memory)...
-books(Calvin and Hobbes..the epitome of literature)
-Ummm did i mention food...yeah?..ohh.okay....
-And i almost forgot music...
Anyhoo....i love reading and i frequently carry the thickest books i can find around with me...you makes me look like an intellectual..... and i even have reading glasses...lemme get my new camera and i'll show you a pic...Now sometimes..just sometimes i actually read these books that i carry around....the following is a narration of just one instance of the same .....

Now as we are all only too-bloody-well-aware that life can be exasperating...its something of an enigma ..if i may...I say so because regardless of what we do...of what we say or believe in Lady Luck makes it a point to make sure we have a rough ride ....so much so,that she makes it a point to see how she can screw with 6 billion lives daily....now a while ago(i think in 1995)a very brilliant man named Arthur Bloch came up witha theory or a number of theories that some how explained the global phenomenon of ohh-great-now-what??He has categorised the different bloody frustrating things that happen to make themselves comfortable in our lives...He has explained why thing happen why they don't and most importantly...why they go wrong....I think its a bloody outrage he hasn't been awarded the Nobel Prize...I believe you may have heard of his masterpiece...its called Murphy's Law....

I have of course thrown myself into the world of Murphy's Law and become a full fledged Murphologist...Its not a degree ...no...In fact all it takes to become a murphologist is merely to pick up any one sick joke life likes to play on us(and they are sufficiently numerous..so don't worry)and make a law on it..With the initial success of Murphy's law and the sudden inflow of Murphologists coming out of the closet the book had two sequels...and presently a final edition is coming out...I have made it a point to send in my own insights into the sadistic ironies of life seeing as how i have had more than sufficient first hand experience,as it were....

I have taken the liberty of listing the following Murphy's Laws which seem to me like more sense than Science will ever be...
-Boyle's Law
As soon as you mention something...if its good it doesn't happen if its bad it'll make it a point to do so
-Fahad's Theory
Fat expands to fill any apparel
-James postulate
Success always occurs in private while failure coviniently picks a moment when you are in full public view
-Law of Dynamics of an examination
In the unfortunate event of an examination
1)If preparation is sufficient the results will be inversely dissatisfying
2)If preparation is adequate the results will be accordingly dissatysfying
3)If all the course has been covered with the exeption of a non consequential footnote the footnote will make itself important during the exam in question
4)Any material which has been strenuously revised during preparation will either absent itself from the examination or will discreetly slip out the back door of your cerebrum during the examination when we come to a question involving it
5)Time is relative during an exam...
During a Maths exam it seems the clock is plotting against you
During a computers exam it wants to bore you to the point of suicide

-Consequent law of bio mechanics(also applicable to daily life)
Severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

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