Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen...and those who wish to align themselves differently....
Now as much as i like blogging just for the fun of it,i would like very much to take a moment to settle a few misconceptions...Not very important things,just the sort of stuff that makes you wanna tear your hair out in frustration...That sorta stuff...I would like very much for all of you to note the following things because im not going to repeat my self..(this is just big talk...I LOVE repeating myself)..
Since the unfortunate day of 21-04-1990 my life has been one less ordinary...it would be incorrect to say I have walked a different path primarily because i have been pretty much stationary since that fateful day...However one might say im lymphatic..though many of you out there would no doubt concur,believe it or not im not lymphatic in fact behind that semingly dull exterior the cogs and sprockets are hard at work..Im losing my point again..Rite!!
I can take a lot of things..i can take studying pointlessly for hours on end...i can take having Ms X ignore and never call once..i can take an ant in my pants but i'll tell you what i can't take...
missing lunch??yeah that too but more importantly i can't take being misunderstood..So lisen up while i clear up matters (though chances are i'll muddle it up beyond comprehension)
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1.Now i honestly never expected this crystal clear little nugget of information to be misconstrued but there are always people who can do it..("Thats the thing about fools...they're sooo goddamned ingenius"-Boyle's Law)..
Im going to put this in red (since i can't scream in print)
IM NOT PARSI....Fahad is a perfectly normal Islamic name..i agree its not as good as my original name Gabriel(my mom changed her mind for some obscure reason)..but that does not mean im Boman Irani's son..Just because i have a one pac instead of a six pac...Humphfff...

2.Im NOT ALWAYS HUNGRY...Just most of the Time...Im a food connisseur(sanj..is that how you spell it??)i LIKE food is that a crime????Well???HUNH?HUNH??...Thats what i thought..
While we are on the subject...I would also like to convey to my chums that im not fat or out of shape for that matter...ohh shut up its not that funny...i've been fucking well working out and have been on a water diet (again i make a reference to you sanj..much obliged)Though im not exactly Paul Walker Chances are you won't recognise me now...MUAHAHAHA(evil laughter)..
Thirdly i NEVER was fat ..my shirt gets poofy..thats all there was to it..It was an optical illusion.

3.Thirdly and perhaps most importantly ..you people have got ta stop putting up all kinds of unsightly creatures in the post of her reverence Ms X....Most of the people are potential candidates for Euthanasia..poor girls ...a face like that lets have mercy on them how can they live?I mean its because of people like them more and more men are going gay...Men get disillusioned..
Now many of you would say (Fahad,why don't you just tell us who Ms X. is??)
Very well i will acquiese...So lisen up you guys and stop asking
Five important factors which made me fall head-over-heels-over-head-again about Ms X are..
NOTE:Im Suspending the hilarity beacause i wish not speak of her so lightly

1.She's Different...Like not the big glasses and ponytails different...thats pitiful not different..she
has a quality which no other girl i've ever met possesses...She's classy....She's not a snob..just above everyone else...She has a grace that is damn near impossible to match

2.This is sumthing that struck me when i got to know her a little better...she has this amazing voice that not loud and not soft...sorta the thing The SIRENS did in Ulysses...When i first heard Enya(NOW she has a gorgeous voice)during Lord Of the Rings soundtrack(May it be-Enya ...lisen to it)..i was shocked at how similar it was to the way Ms x. sings...There are of course a lot of wannabe's in school who try it...Poor old short Mrigakshi..she tries so hard...of course most of them come out sounding like a stuffed frog with laryngitis..Seriously..download enya's song-May it be....it sounds a lot like her

3.The way she walks is surreal.....She sort of bounces when she walks but she doesn't ....
its strange...its like..." she walks on a cloud of rain whose soft dew falls in her shadow like diamonds shining yet with her"-Levios Artey...i can't put it any other way...

4.Okay i won't deny that there is the obvious thing of physical beauty...She could sing like a nightingale and walk like a princess but if her face resembles a horse im heading for the high hills.....But ms X...naw she has this face...that sort of shoots of light ...a disco ball if you will..no actually thats a bad comaparison..ummmm.....ohh yeah!! a moon..thats it a moon...and her face soesn't shine it sort of lumineces...and she's probably what michaelangelo had in mind when he sculpted Venus except she's not that chubby..but yeah..same "Vision of Beauty " idea
Scuse the lang but im lissening to enya while im typing...you can't help but turn poetic try it!! 'May it be' ....thats the song..among others..

5.Finally she's Ms X.No Less No more

im really sleepy...i gotta snooze (thats a cool word)....SNOOZE ...yeah sounds smooth
Snooze amigos
BaRoN