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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Que Pasa Amigos??
Look i got a couple of things i have to declare...one,having 6 packets of Hajmola as substitute for Lunch is in fact not a smart thing to do...two,....uhh ....never mind its just that one...
Yesterday we got our exam results ..yes the proverbial periodic-kick in the nuts...only this time it was more like wrecking ball than a kick....sumthing i probably will never understand is what teachers stand to gain from tormenting us besides from a sadistic pleasure...At first i used to think that teachers do what is best for us...yea i was one ignorant ass..That is one dysfunctional belief...Lets get sum thing straight exam papers dont prove a fucking thing...Donald Trump flunked his math exams on a pretty fucking regular basis and guess what... he has his own jet,yacht,island and all the other things that get my undivided adoration..While that teacher who flunked him either died of kidney failure a while ago or is taking out his frustration on other modern day students...now i didn't flunk in my math exams (yea i suck....but dude...im not that bad) ........Sumthing that never ceases to amaze me are the rituals people go through to make sure that do well in their exams....People go on a strictly vegetarian diet...or wont clip their nails (wat the hell will that accomplish?????) ..then comes exam time ..before the exam people will mutter the longest prayer they damn well know( it could be a prayer for fertility for all they know)..people will kiss their exam sheets ...yea man frenching the exam paper is gonna get u real far... then when the results come out....now that is some HI-LARIOUS STUFF....people will pull out all sorts of bracelets necklaces idols and start a little temple rite there....of course i was different..i was quivering and sweating profusely my next paper was accompanied by more quivering and more sweating...by the time i was on my last paper i was dangerously dehydrated....wat does a teacher hope to accomplish by laying out sarcasm..hunh..???my teacher while handing out the papers "fahad....very good im proud of you keep up the gud work"..i got 68 on 100 ......
But you know,i've stopped caring because i know that all these exams are nothing but a provision by the school administrators for the teachers....... a sort of payback oppurtunity.....
So all the payback for my making rascist jokes about the teachers....continuously harrassing them ...frustrating them to extent of challenging their sanity...comes out in these exams..
BELIEVE me i've a LOT of payback coming..
And this is my tribute to Rosa Parks .......The hard-ass who told the American govt. to PISS OFF

1 Comments:

Blogger Abhi said...

LOL man rly kewl post. I myself have never believed in any such exam superstition except i-I always wear ma black underwear on exam days
Ohk i was kidding!!

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